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The life of Paul.

• Paul: guys we need to talk. Where's Louis and Harry?
• Niall: WHO CARES ABOUT HARRY!!! WHERE'S MY NANDOS!
• Zayn: your hot!
• Zayn: I know so are you babe.
• Paul: zayn, stop talking to your reflection! Where's Liam!?
• Liam: GUYS look at my toothbrush!
• Niall: does anyone want any Chicken?
• Liam: If I turn the light off you can see that it flashes!!!
• Paul: Liam put your toothbrush away! WHERE'S LOUIS AND HARRY?!
• Harry: hey guys!
• Paul: HARYY put some clothes on.
• Harry: but it's so liberating!
• Louis: I love it when Harry's naked!
• Harry: oh do you sweet cheeks?
• Louis: Yes I do pumpkin pie!
• Niall: YUM ! PUMPKIN PIE! Paul can we have some pumpkin pie.
• Zayn: how's my hair guys? It's 2 inchs taller than usual.
• Liam: HEY GUYS! I just want to say a massive thank you for being so supportive.
• Paul: LIAM get off the computer and come here!
• Louis: Harry babe stop chasing the Pussy around!
• Harry: but it's SO FLUFFY!
• Zayn: GUYS! I have an emergency!
• Paul: what?
• Zayn: I RAN OUT OF HAIRSPRAY! WHAT AM I GONNA DO!
• Liam: and guys look at my toothbrush! It's so amazing!
• Paul: get off the computer Liam!
• Niall: Paul what's this in your bag?
• Paul: thats my shaving cre- NIALL DON'T EAT THAT!
• Zayn: OMG IM GONNA CRY! MY HAIRSPRAY!! I NEED HAIRSPRAY!
• Harry: Paul, can I have your wife's number?
• Paul: excuse me?
• Harry: she's hot.
• Louis: but you love me Harry!!!!
• Harry: yes boo bear I do. But she's older. You will always be my everything.
• Louis: naw I love you.
• Niall: OH LOOK LOLLIES!
• Paul: NO Niall that's my pills.
• Niall: oh can I taste it?
• Zayn: I NEED HAIRSPRAY!
• Liam: I love you guys so much. Your the best fans ever.
• Paul: omg.